My name is Nyxx. Nice to meet all of you. Gonna be 25 this year, so hoo-ra! Almost a quarter of a century gone, here people! Anyway, I consider myself Wiccan, although that doesn't mean I renounce my Catholic roots. I'm a leo and I'm just as broke as if I didn't have a job. Good god, this sucks, but I have you guys and that's enough. Welcome to Wicked N' Dark.

 

inquisitor-isis:

dragonageconfessions:

CONFESSION: 
The fact that most of the time your party just stands behind you silently as you talk with npcs and such for quests doesn’t bother me too much, up until the moment in the Enemies Among Us quest where Idunna used blood magic to try to make me slit my own throat and nobody did anything (only if you asked), like WERE ALL OF YOU GOING TO JUST STAND BY AND LET ME DO IT?? WHY?”

I’m fairly certain they were all under the control of blood magic, like you were, and it’s meant to be the sound of Hawke’s voice that snaps them out of it.

inquisitor-isis:

dragonageconfessions:

CONFESSION:

The fact that most of the time your party just stands behind you silently as you talk with npcs and such for quests doesn’t bother me too much, up until the moment in the Enemies Among Us quest where Idunna used blood magic to try to make me slit my own throat and nobody did anything (only if you asked), like WERE ALL OF YOU GOING TO JUST STAND BY AND LET ME DO IT?? WHY?”

I’m fairly certain they were all under the control of blood magic, like you were, and it’s meant to be the sound of Hawke’s voice that snaps them out of it.

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

zevranarinais:

dragon age mod makers make me mad like you rather make mods that whitewash characters when you have the power to replace every weapon with a pool noodle or make all the guys wear booty shorts that say sassy words across the butt yall waste your talents

alphajade:

ok

so if a bisexual dates someone of another gender, they’re really straight and looking for attention

and if a bisexual dates someone of the same gender, they’re really gay and calling themself bi out of internalized homophobia

and if a bisexual is polyamorous, they’re the reason bisexuals “can’t be trusted”

and single bisexuals are predatory liars

what the fuck are we supposed to do

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

weremole:

dyemooch:

nackem:

jetgreguar:

ssorobo:

slbtumblng:

abbysucks:

honestly, i dont know why i made this. 
i mean i do but



*mic drop*

this blows

this is gross!!!!!

I’m just reblogging because it was cute and funny D: !!!

I dunno. When I think 90’s anime THIS is what comes to mind:





Though the 80’s had naturalistically dumpy looking teens there was care taken in anatomy. A bit like what Kyoto Animation does with their moeblobs.
The 90’s was. globally. Very exaggerated.

weremole:

dyemooch:

nackem:

jetgreguar:

ssorobo:

slbtumblng:

abbysucks:

honestly, i dont know why i made this. 

i mean i do but

*mic drop*

this blows

this is gross!!!!!

I’m just reblogging because it was cute and funny D: !!!

I dunno. When I think 90’s anime THIS is what comes to mind:

Though the 80’s had naturalistically dumpy looking teens there was care taken in anatomy. A bit like what Kyoto Animation does with their moeblobs.

The 90’s was. globally. Very exaggerated.

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun