My name is Nyxx. Nice to meet all of you. Gonna be 25 this year, so hoo-ra! Almost a quarter of a century gone, here people! Anyway, I consider myself Wiccan, although that doesn't mean I renounce my Catholic roots. I'm a leo and I'm just as broke as if I didn't have a job. Good god, this sucks, but I have you guys and that's enough. Welcome to Wicked N' Dark.
This is the best surprise audio post I’ve ever seen/heard.
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
The egg made me so confused and then the SONG STARTED PLAYING AND EVERYTHING MADE SENSE AND NOTHING HURT
okay instant happiness
I DON’T UNDERSTAND
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
imagine cole getting a hat to wear and instead of changing his hat to a new one he just stacks it on top of the other one he was wearing
here’s your daily reminder that
- you aren’t worthless
- you’re worth more than you think you are
- you mean a lot to someone
- you’ve done something to make someone laugh or smile
- you’ve laughed and smiled
- you’re good enough
- you deserve to be happy
- you’re allowed to be sad
- you’re you and nothing can change that
- and there’s no one else you need to be
Ryu: *spends five minutes looking up hawk breeds* Oh no Cooper is cute.
Karu: They'll call him Coop.
Ryu: *pause* Isn't there a bird called a tit?
Ryu: That would be Carver. Coop and Tit. Sounds like a law firm.
Karu: The name of their sitcom.
Ryu: Nooooo, see, now I'm torn between nicknaming a hawke redtail and cooper. This isn't fair.
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me