My name is Nyxx. Nice to meet all of you. Gonna be 25 this year, so hoo-ra! Almost a quarter of a century gone, here people! Anyway, I consider myself Wiccan, although that doesn't mean I renounce my Catholic roots. I'm a leo and I'm just as broke as if I didn't have a job. Good god, this sucks, but I have you guys and that's enough. Welcome to Wicked N' Dark.

 

There’s a monster at the end of this book. It’s the blank page where the story ends and you’re left alone with yourself and your thoughts.

Welcome to Night Vale (via frequenseas)

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spr-ngfever:

buttslikehouses:

34choco:

How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church

i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc

this is really great omg

experimental-sponge:

"Yes, I am the Gourmet. Of course. And I am so happy to be here to feed the Emperor. Obviously."

experimental-sponge:

"Yes, I am the Gourmet. Of course. And I am so happy to be here to feed the Emperor. Obviously."

dagothurs:

i love skyrim because u can just rock up to the function in full dark brotherhood armor and a chef hat and they will assume u r a real chef

not too bright these ppl are

i love it

Every night at 1:23 AM, Janie used to roll over in her sleep and slap me in the face and scare the living hell out of me. So I used to wake up at that exact moment every night, you know, to brace myself. And I still do. And now, when that oddly strong little arm doesn’t come, I realize that she’s gone again. And it’s lonely, you know? It’s 1:23 AM. There’s no one to call.

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arcane-advisor:

for whatever reason i never noticed that dorian fell in the ‘enemy of thedas’ trailer. and now that i have noticed i can’t stop laughing 

arcane-advisor:

for whatever reason i never noticed that dorian fell in the ‘enemy of thedas’ trailer. and now that i have noticed i can’t stop laughing 

biotic:

Kyann Amell // Nolan Hawke // Sascha Trevelyan 

I commissioned my good friend tutmart to draw my main Dragon Age fellas and I couldn’t be happier with the result because holy shit he did them so much justice I might cry. ಥ‿ಥ

sixpenceee:

One of the most popular two sentence horror stories has been turned into a short film. 

You can watch it here

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

(Source: juanbercow)